Nest Guest #5 [Rhonda]

 

A while back I linked to Rhonda's great blog and have done so a great deal since. But the first ever post I linked to was one of her "letters" posts. So hilarious. So enjoy reading them. And she wrote a Christmas edition to share with you all! Enjoy :)

 

Letters {Christmas Edition}

Dear Starbucks, 

  I just wanted to thank-you for only having your egg nog latte's available during this season.  This certainly helps me to be able to fit into my jeans 11 months out of the year that I wouldn't be able to should they be around any longer.

Dear Christmas Letters, 

  I will open and read all of you.  Eventually.  It's not that I don't want to hear about all of the fabulous vacations you've been on throughout the year.  Or how you've single-handedly saved the polar bears.  Or how your children have gotten straight A's.....again.  I do.  Really!  I'm just weak and jealous and it takes time to prepare my heart so I have to brace myself for you.  I hope you understand.

Dear Rudolph, 

  You should have stood up to those mean reindeer instead of running away.   You let the bully's get away with it and it's teaching our children that being ashamed of your differences lands you the choicest seat in life.  It's a lie. It's all a lie!

Dear Children who come to my door selling chocolates for their school fundraisers,

 Thank-you.  Thank-you.  Thank-you. Chocolate.  Brought to my door.  You are heaven's gifts to us.

Dear People who are in such a hurry, 

  Might I suggest shopping online?  Or at those open all night stores?  3 am might be just your hour!  I hear you can even shop in your pajamas then.  Oh, you already do?  Alright then...

Dear Christmas Lights, 

  Please light.  I beg you.  Every last one of you.  I'll pay you.  And I promise to pack you away more carefully this year if you'll just do me this one favour.  Turn on!!

Dear Michael Buble, 

  I still can't say your name without giggling.  

Dear those politically correct among you, 

I am not.  Merry Christmas.